More Bad Poetry by Catfish

my soul is black
like a pair of dress socks
that I wear with a blue suit

my soul is white
like a pair of tubesocks
that I wear with my favorite tennis shoes

my soul is thick
like the warm winter socks
I wear when it is snowing out

my soul has holes
like my favorite socks
that I can't bear to part with

my soul is nylon
like my wifes panty hose
that I wear when I am alone

my soul is a well organized sock drawer
where I would keep my underwear
if I wore any

If there were no socks in the world
I would have no soul
and it would be like being at work
...all the time

Bad Poetry by Catfish

Standing on
My own two feet
staring at the sea

The breeze wets my face
and I can smell far off lands

salt
oil
chocolate

CHOCOLATE?!?

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