Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Hey Laides...

I want to fire this thing back up, and Trey Wafer, too...  Anyone want to chip in?

I'll start...  with some Pantera:

Friday, November 30, 2007


In tribute to my wife I present to you the dude that is #1 on her list of people to french kiss if given the chance....

Billy Idol - Dancing with myself

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

sub Duran Duran Mode - threat level gold

Okay, you mf'ers, there is nothing like cussing and random threats to get people to spring into action....
I was going to go directly into Duran Duran mode, but found this, mistakenly attributed to my boys, that I will taunt you with instead...

Not Duran Duran, but
Franky goes to Hollywood

watching this video is like being pulled into a gay vortex... I am dizzy with the gayness of it all... where's my toaster oven?!?!?

Saturday, November 17, 2007


It's not you, it's me, really.

Let's not say goodbye yet. I know we can rekindle the flame...

Thursday, November 15, 2007

I wanna be emo...

OK, so if noone wants to be a shiny happy friend anymore I am gonna take this damn thing down... Unless I can get some new shiny happy friends, in which case my old shiny happy friends can lick it... If noone responds I am going to go into serious Duran Duran mode... heh, then Depeche Mode mode... then I will blow your sphincters (say it to yourself, right now, in a whisper, sphincter) out with Jesus Built My Hotrod... I swear, I will do it... what you whisper in your closet I will shout from the rooftops...

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Ok. So do you ever have those experiences that make you feel like you're in high school again? Well, Lysa and I, in what has become an annual tradition, went to see a horror movie last night. This year's movie of choice was "30 Days of Night" starring, easily the worst actor of our time (next to Keanu Reeves, of course), Josh Hartnett. The movie was pretty damn horrid from the start, so like incorrigable teenagers, Lysa and I whisper and laugh and make jokes at the movie's expense -- making it one helluva enjoyable experience for us. Cut to the end of said horrible movie and as we're leaving our row, a man comes up to us and the following exchange ensues:

Man: You owe me $18.
Me: Excuse me?
Man: You girls talked through the entire movie.
Lysa: Ok, well maybe you should've said something to us, then, early on.
Man: Um, you were warned in the beginning of the movie.
Lysa: WHAT?!!?
Man: Um, yeah, with that ad that says "Don't add your own soundtrack to the movie"!
Lysa (referring to a HEINOUS National Guard video that we were subjected to prior to the previews): Well, are you gonnna go out and join the National Guard too??!!?!
Man: You guys are just a couple of bitches.
Me: Y'know, maybe you should do something a little more constructive with your time, like attend some anger management classes. Or stay home where you can watch movies in silence.
Man: You have NO right to ruin the movie for everyone else.
Me: You're right and I'm sorry to have ruined such an EXCELLENT movie for you. If you had SAID something instead of being passive-agressive and stewing it over, maybe we wouldn't have ruined it for you.
Man: Oh, just go home to your cats!
Lysa: Go home to our cats?!!?! Ok, that actually sounds lovely I think we will.

The I'm making here is that it is quite likely that we were too loud at a couple of parts, but if no one SAYS anything then we can reasonably assume that our behavior is being tolerated. I understand that there is a code of silence rule while watchint movies that are good or great. But does society really require us to be silent during movies of the uttmost suckage? I'm sorry, but the soundtrack that Lysa and I added was 50 times better than the one the studio provided. Wouldn't it be nice if people could say, in an assertive way, not out of anger: "Hi, sorry to bug you, but your chatting is distracting me from the movie. Could you be quiet for the duration of the film"? And wouldn't it also be nice if the respondants were cooperative and non-defensive (as I trust Lysa and I WOULD have been if approached in this manner)? Is it possible that what is wrong with society today is that we simply don't ask for what we want and/or don't give others what they need? In the meantime we just fret away expecting people to read our minds. The saddest part is that there was a lesson to be taught there, and in our way of mirroring their aggression, we missed the opportunity to teach it.

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Tuesday, September 4, 2007


o.. I'm walking along in the parking lot in front of Linen's and Things yesterday.. and all of a sudden this jerk in a blue car comes up on me and starts HONKING. I'm like WTF? Am I in his way? Did I steal his parking spot? Is he crazy? Oh.. it was CATFISH and his loverly family!!! I was caught so off guard I think I may have been rude and didn't even really say a proper hello. I just sort of told them they scared the crap out of me and I thought he was some jerk.. and I said hello to the girls.. Anyway.. a few things worth mentioning: The girls are beautiful.. Catfish and Wife make pretty children. Wifey: your hair rocks.. I totally miss having short hair. Anyway... Linens n Thangs.. Whatdya get? Did you get the kick ass deal on the pillows? Buy a set of two, for 9.99, get second set of two at 60% off.. and THEN use the 20% off coupon on top of that! Scored 4 pillows for 12 dollas and some change. That's all we got, then we went and saw Balls of Fury.... Well, it was good ta see ya'all.. sorry I am so neurotic and that I have issues with face to face contact.. LOL.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Where is the love

I felt that this was appropriate given NOBODY loves Super Happy Shiny Friends any more!

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

The Black Keys

My new favorite band on the world at the moment... Damn!!!

The Black Keys - Your Touch

The Black Key - Set you free

The Black Keys - Thickfreakness