HAPPY BIRTHDAY BILLY!!!

In tribute to my wife I present to you the dude that is #1 on her list of people to french kiss if given the chance....

Billy Idol - Dancing with myself

sub Duran Duran Mode - threat level gold

Okay, you mf'ers, there is nothing like cussing and random threats to get people to spring into action....
I was going to go directly into Duran Duran mode, but found this, mistakenly attributed to my boys, that I will taunt you with instead...

Not Duran Duran, but
Franky goes to Hollywood


watching this video is like being pulled into a gay vortex... I am dizzy with the gayness of it all... where's my toaster oven?!?!?

Uhh...

It's not you, it's me, really.

Let's not say goodbye yet. I know we can rekindle the flame...

I wanna be emo...

OK, so if noone wants to be a shiny happy friend anymore I am gonna take this damn thing down... Unless I can get some new shiny happy friends, in which case my old shiny happy friends can lick it... If noone responds I am going to go into serious Duran Duran mode... heh, then Depeche Mode mode... then I will blow your sphincters (say it to yourself, right now, in a whisper, sphincter) out with Jesus Built My Hotrod... I swear, I will do it... what you whisper in your closet I will shout from the rooftops...