A dream I had

I was in a classroom type setting and there were all these chairs lined up, in a semi circle. There was this employee, he didn't report directly to me..but he was a subordinate (I hate that word) nonetheless. He came and sat on my lap like he was joking, then sat in the chair next to me. He was still almost right on top of me, so I made the person next to me on the other side scoot over. Then this employee who sat on my lap leaned over and said something to the effect of 'I never see the 'real' you, only the work you.' In my dream, the history with him was already established and I knew he was a weirdo and I knew I didn't like him. After our little 'meeting' or whatever this was, I talked to my boss. In real life, he is actually not my boss anyore, but he used to be. I told him that this creepy guy's behavior was making me really uncomfortable and it was contributing to a hostile work environment. We were walking down this hallway, it sort of resembled like a hospital hallway. He started yelling at me and said I should have told him a lot sooner. I told him I had and that he chose to do nothing. We were yelling and fighting and all sorts of words were exchanged. Then I told him to go ask a co-worker, he'd verify my 'story'. Then my boss tried a different tact. He came up to me and let me know that the above mentioned 'creepy co-worker' was married and was having some severe family problems. He asked if I'd sort of 'adopt' the family during this trying time. This was his way of making amends I guess? Weird. So anyway, I found out that this creepy co worker and his wife had a baby that had a brain tumor. So it was my job to assist them in anyway I could. I went to their house and met the baby. Now here's where it get's weird. The baby was the size of a soup can. A small Campbell's soup can. And get this, they kept him IN the soup can. That was supposed to be like his 'protection' so his brain wouldn't get hurt. He had one eye bigger than the other and he was like.. all lookin out the soup can.. all you could see was his head.. and it fit in there real tight like.

I don't begin to understand what the hell the above dream was all about, all I knew is that the soup can shit blew my mind.

Talk amongst yourselves.