Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Walk like a matador, don't be chickenshit...

Hey, all ya'll...
I have to say, I am just pleased as punch at all of you for coming here.
I feel like Willy Wonka and you guys are the ones that found the golden tickets, and now each of you will do something silly and I get to stand an watch it and be secretly disgusted and fearful of the little people... or something like that...
I will be the Gene Wilder version of Willy Wonka, though... you can tell he was a dirty bird deep down inside... Johnny Depp version seemed a little... outdoorsey... or something...

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