Some of you know who I am. Some of you don't. I don't know if I will ever reveal my true identity to all of you. I prefer to remain all anonymous, it's more fun that way. I suppose I don't know who all of you are either, just some of you. Maybe eventually all will be revealed. It will be like it's own weekly show. Hints will be dropped through random blogs, slip ups will occur that reveal their own secrets. Maybe people will become all Sherlock Holmes like and try and solve the mysteries. Just know that I am not Colonel Mustard, nor did I do it with a candlestick. (Get ur mind out of the gutter, this is not porn.... I meant murder the victim with the candlestick...not 'do it'. You guys are gross.)
Those of you that do know the secret, keep it on the DownLow. (And no... I'm not referencing that phenomenon that that is J.L King.. look it up)
We are ALL HAWT!!!
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I told Kitten Chow the secret, but that was just because she was being all seductive and stuff... and my old lady, as I was trying to seduce her... and your son when he was having me buy him some liquor the other day... he traded me some weed for the booze... he always has the killer chronic...
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