More Bad Poetry by Catfish

my soul is black
like a pair of dress socks
that I wear with a blue suit

my soul is white
like a pair of tubesocks
that I wear with my favorite tennis shoes

my soul is thick
like the warm winter socks
I wear when it is snowing out

my soul has holes
like my favorite socks
that I can't bear to part with

my soul is nylon
like my wifes panty hose
that I wear when I am alone

my soul is a well organized sock drawer
where I would keep my underwear
if I wore any

If there were no socks in the world
I would have no soul
and it would be like being at work
...all the time