YES.. TWO for the price of ONE folks. Well, probably not.. I'm sure the hospitals and doctors will figure out how to quadruple their price for this one.
Well.. first ingredient.. my son... Add that to a razor scooter and a paved hill. Combine with the law of gravity that causes scooter to go too fast. Mix in 12 year old boy logic that says dirt will slow me down. Scooter hits dirt on side of road and stops. Completely. Son does not stop. Momentum carries him up and over the scooter and his arms break his fall. And then his arms break.
DAMN!!! Poor kid... Uhh, there ain't much you can do with your arms in casts like that... Dude!!! you must just sit in fear of the phone even ringing, huh...
He has to wear them for 4 - 6 weeks.. and yeah. no. he can't do anything hardly for himself. Bathing a 12 year old boy while he's yelling 'Mommmmmmm ..don't LOOOOOOK' is hilarious. I even have to brush his teefus. Although, it's kind of nostalgic, brings me back to when he was a toddler.. I miss those days.. sometimes. As for the Barbie scooter.. hell yeah it can go that fast.
Aw, man! That must have been the saddest thing ever. Is that hot pink, or red? He's going to be SOOO popular at school...his toughness quotient just multiplied by like infinity.
I know! It's red. He is gonna be soo cool at school it's pathetic. He wants to go places with me now, not to spend time with me..but so he can show off.
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So, how does something like that happen???
Well.. first ingredient.. my son... Add that to a razor scooter and a paved hill. Combine with the law of gravity that causes scooter to go too fast. Mix in 12 year old boy logic that says dirt will slow me down. Scooter hits dirt on side of road and stops. Completely. Son does not stop. Momentum carries him up and over the scooter and his arms break his fall. And then his arms break.
OMG!!! I'm so sorry for him. He'll wear them like medals though......
DAMN!!!
Poor kid...
Uhh, there ain't much you can do with your arms in casts like that...
Dude!!! you must just sit in fear of the phone even ringing, huh...
How long does he have to wear the casts?
Do you think Barbie scooters go that fast?
He has to wear them for 4 - 6 weeks.. and yeah. no. he can't do anything hardly for himself. Bathing a 12 year old boy while he's yelling 'Mommmmmmm ..don't LOOOOOOK' is hilarious. I even have to brush his teefus. Although, it's kind of nostalgic, brings me back to when he was a toddler.. I miss those days.. sometimes. As for the Barbie scooter.. hell yeah it can go that fast.
Aw, man! That must have been the saddest thing ever. Is that hot pink, or red?
He's going to be SOOO popular at school...his toughness quotient just multiplied by like infinity.
I know! It's red. He is gonna be soo cool at school it's pathetic. He wants to go places with me now, not to spend time with me..but so he can show off.
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